Chee-Z-Serv

Welcome to the future of web servers... Chee-Z-Serv! This wonderous web server will solve all your web servering needs.

What makes Chee-Z-Serv so different?

Yes, using revolutionary LiteServer technology, Chee-Z-Serv is quick! lithe! lightweight!
-- Because your web server deserves a break.

How does Chee-Z-Serv stack up against other web servers?

+-------------------+----------+-------+-----------+-------------------------+
| Web Server        | Bloated? | Ugly? | Fat&Slow? | LiteServer Techonology? |
+-------------------+----------+-------+-----------+-------------------------+
| Netscape SuiteSpot|    y     |   y   |     y     |             n           |
| Microsoft IIS     |    y     |   y   |     y     |             n           |
| Novell Netware    |    y     |   y   |     y     |             n           |
| Apache httpd      |    y     |   y   |     y     |             n           |
| Chee-Z-Serv       |    n     |   n   |     n     |             y           |
+-------------------+----------+-------+-----------+-------------------------+

How much will I pay for this wonderous piece of software?

• $999.99? NO!
• $499.99? NO!
• $249.99? NO!
• $99.99? NO!
• $49.99? NO!
• $9.99? NO!
• $4.99? NO!
• $0.00? YES!

What platforms does it run on?

• void C(raw_source, html_source);
• void C(raw_source, html_source); /* threaded/chrooted version */
• Perl $raw_source, $html_source;
• (Lisp :CMUCL-VERSION '((raw-source) (formatted-source))
• Tcl $raw_source $html_source